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JOTD re: Donald Trump

The main reason I am not voting for Donald Trump is because he looks like he single-handedly colonized the horn of Africa… like a cross between Cecil John Rhodes and an SS Officer! In fact, The Donald  knew the mother of Cecil the LionAnd now that bitch is hanging on his wall!

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JOTD!

Sometimes I think I’d like to be possessed by the spirit of Lenny Bruce but then I’m like, “Oh fuck no! I don’t want some old Jewish dude inside of me!”

Yet another joke co-written and workshopped by my brother Kevin! I did NOT accept his edited version (see below) but I’m happy to announce that it is OFFICIAL! Kevin and I are fully committed writing partners!! And, if this shit get’s lucrative, Kevin has promised to pay me back all the bail money I loaned him!!

Kevin’s edit: Sometimes I think I’d like to be possessed by the spirit of Lenny Bruce: “that may be the only Jewish man I’d let inside me.”

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JOTD!

The following joke was co-written and workshopped by my brother Kevin.

“People always say that being biracial is the best of both worlds but I think that’s complete bullshit! I’m half black/half white and transgender. Not only do I have a small dick, I can’t even get a fucking credit card!”

 

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